Community Post: 17 Scathing Movie Insults You Can Add To Your Arsenal

1. “You have the manners of a goat, and you smell like a dungheap.”

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Film: Highlander (1986)
Spoken by: Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez (Sean Connery)

2. “Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerfherder!”

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Film: Star Wars: A New Hope (1977)
Spoken by: Princess Leia Organa (Carrie Fisher)

3. “You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you’re morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell.”

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Film: The Witches of Eastwick (1987)
Spoken by: Alexandra Medford (Cher)

4. “I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

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Film: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
Spoken by: Taunting French Gaurd (John Cleese)

5. “If I wanted a joke, I’d follow you into the john and watch you take a leak.”

Film: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (1987)
Spoken by: Neal Page (Steve Martin)

6. “There’s a name for you ladies, but it isn’t used in high society… outside of a kennel.”

Film: The Women (1939)
Spoken by: Crystal Allen (Joan Crawford)

7. “I don’t like your jerk-off name. I don’t like your jerk-off face. I don’t like your jerk-off behavior. And I don’t like you, jerk-off.”

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Film: The Big Lebowski (1998)
Spoken by: Malibu Police Chief (Leon Russom)

8. “I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.”

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Film: The Princess Bride (1987)
Spoken by: Westley (Cary Elwes)

9. “What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard… Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.”

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Film: Billy Madison (1995)
Spoken by: Mr. Oblaski (Robert Smigel)

10. “You are nothing! If you were in my toilet, I wouldn’t bother flushing it. My bathmat means more to me than you!”

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Film: Swimming With Sharks (1994)
Spoken by: Buddy Ackerman (Kevin Spacey)

11. “If I had a dog with a face like yours, I’d shave his ass and teach him to walk backward.”

Film: Gleaming the Cube (1989)
Spoken by: Brian Kelly (Christian Slater)

12. “You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!”

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Film: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
Spoken by: Hermione Granger (Emma Watson)

13. “The day I need a friend like you, I’ll just have myself a little squat and shit one out.”

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Film: The Mist (2007)
Spoken by: Mrs. Carmody (Marcia Gay Harden)

14. “You dirt-eating piece of slime, you scum-sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat!”

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Film: The Three Amigos (1986)
Spoken by: Lucky Day (Steve Martin)

15. “Is it true that, when you were born, the doctor turned around and slapped your mother?”

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Film: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994)
Spoken by: Tick (Hugo Weaving)

16. “Has anyone ever told you you look like a penis with a little hat on?”

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Film: A League of Their Own (1992)
Spoken by: Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks)

17. “Look up ‘idiot’ in the dictionary. You know what you’ll find?” “A picture of me?” “No, the definition of the word ‘idiot,’ which you fucking are!

Film: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Spoken by: Gay Perry (Val Kilmer)

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